Senin, 07 Februari 2011

9 deadly words used by women

-Fine
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

-Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

-Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. this means something, and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine


-Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!

-Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sighs mean she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing

-That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. that's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

-Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. juat say you're welcome. (i want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say you're welcome. that will bring on a whatever)

-Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F-YOU!!

-Dont worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' for the woman's response, it will be 'Nothing'

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